Newest Fashion Trend: Baby Wigs
C’mon, pleeeeease?!
so, allan’s still pretty good
dude learned how to punchline
I dunno. It seems to me like he’s gone from witty micro-observations about his life to just harping on the same things over and over. Oh, and he won’t shut up about his damn internet girlfriend. Does every other strip really have to mention her?
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If you were king of the world and could make one rule everyone must follow, what would it be?
It would be tough to enforce such a law, but I would forbid people—despite differences in thought or practice—from striking out physically against their fellow humans. We’re all struggling through life together, why do we need to make it harder by causing pain for others? A bit idealistic, perhaps, but still a comforting thought.
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What do you consider most essential to being Kris? What parts of yourself are you most or least proud of?
My greatest sources of pride and individual identity are my intelligence, my innate curiosity, and personal mores. (Oh, and my beard.) Without those, I wouldn’t be the same person, and I’m proud of being well-liked and respected for those reasons. I’m least proud of my naivety and unwillingness to involve myself in things that don’t directly affect me.
Formspring is a service that allows anyone to ask a user questions, anonymously. I’ve configured mine to post selected answers to my Tumblr.
Go ahead and ask me something!
Other laurels: Eminem as ‘artist of the decade’ and ‘N Sync’s “No Strings Attached” as ‘album of the decade.’
This just in: Billboard has terrible taste.
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Let's Socialize at Work.
If you’re trying to be more social at work, here’s a trick. Walk into the restroom and look over the stall until the person crapping makes eye contact. Then say, “Hi there! You wouldn’t happen to know where the women’s restroom is would you?”
Before he can answer, exit the restroom. This is a lot of fun for the guy in the stall because now he is left to wonder: Is what just happened the bad thing or is the bad thing something that is going to happen? Who knows? I don’t even work here.
